A Documentary Record of Hogan's Crapness...
 

Season 2001

11/7/01 Game 1 Game 2 Game 3 Game 4
Adamo 9 9 9 9
Hogan 3 3 8 8
18/7/01 Game 1 Game 2 Game 3 Game 4
Adamo 9 9 5 -
Hogan 5 6 9 -

Adamo is on a 2 week winning streak!

25/7/01 Game 1 Game 2 Game 3 Game 4
Adamo 4 9 9 9
Hogan 9 2 2 2

3 in a row for the mighty Adamo!

01/8/01 Game 1 Game 2 Game 3 Game 4
Adamo 9 7 9 -
Hogan 2 9 0 -

4 on the floor - can he take any more?

08/8/01 Game 1 Game 2 Game 3 Game 4
Adamo 9 8 9 -
Hogan 1 10 4 -

Snakes Alive! Adamo's won 5.

15/8/01 - BYE

22/8/01 - BYE

29/8/01 - BYE

04/9/01 Game 1 Game 2 Game 3 Game 4
Adamo 9 9 9 -
Hogan 8 6 7 -

Losey-Bear loses 6 with despair!

11/9/01 Game 1 Game 2 Game 3 Game 4
Adamo 9 9 9 9
Hogan 4 1 5 7

007, Adamo's in heaven!

18/9/01 - BYE

25/9/01 - BYE

02/10/01 - BYE

09/10/01 Game 1 Game 2 Game 3 Game 4
Adamo 9 9 9 -
Hogan 3 4 2 -

Hogey ate crow, with Adamo's 8 in a row!

16/10/01 Game 1 Game 2 Game 3 Game 4
Adamo 9 6 6 -
Hogan 6 9 6 -

*** Special Report ***

Ol' Bastard Hogan dug deep to score a miraculous result in this week's Clash O' The Titans. While he will never be good enough to pull out a win, he did push the Mighty Adamo to a hard-fought draw. The game ended (due to time constraints) at 6-all in the third set. Given the choice of claiming a draw, or finishing the match the following week in an epic showdown of skill, the Hogester settled for the draw as his last shot at claiming any ounce of glory in his sad, sad life.

Definitely his best work so far...

23/10/01 - BYE

30/10/01 - BYE

06/11/01 - BYE

13/11/01 - BYE

20/11/01 Game 1 Game 2 Game 3 Game 4
Adamo 9 9 9 7
Hogan 1 1 2 9

Hit the road, Jack. Adamo's back!

27/11/01 Game 1 Game 2 Game 3 Game 4
Adamo 9 9 9 1
Hogan 6 2 2 9

2 on the trot - he's stopped the rot!

04/12/01 Game 1 Game 2 Game 3 Game 4
Adamo 10 9 9 9
Hogan 8 0 3 7

Hogan played like a turd, to give Adamo his 3rd!

11/12/01 Game 1 Game 2 Game 3 Game 4
Adamo 9 9 9 9
Hogan 5 0 5 0

The season comes to a close, but Hogan still blows!

End of Season 2001

 

Season 2002

12/2/02 Game 1 Game 2 Game 3 Game 4
Adamo 9 9 9 9
Hogan 1 0 3 1

Hoggen's efforts came to nought, as Bondamo rocked the court!

19/2/02 Game 1 Game 2 Game 3 Game 4
Adamo 9 9 8 -
Hogan 6 6 10 -

Hogan put aside his walking frame, to finally win a close-fought game!

26/2/02 Game 1 Game 2 Game 3 Game 4
Adamo 9 9 10 -
Hogan 7 6 9 -

Adamo wins 3 - no muss, no fuss; causing Hogan to drive the porcelain bus!

05/3/02 Game 1 Game 2 Game 3 Game 4
Adamo 9 9 9 9
Hogan 2 2 4 5

Ring-a-ding-ding, Adamo's still the king!

12/3/02 Game 1 Game 2 Game 3 Game 4
Adamo 4 9 9 9
Hogan 9 1 2 1

Despite his atrocious play, Hogan lives to lose another day!

19/3/02 Game 1 Game 2 Game 3 Game 4
Adamo 10 9 9 -
Hogan 8 6 2 -

Hogan fulfils his destiny to fail, in a pitiful attempt against the Alpha Male!

26/3/02 Game 1 Game 2 Game 3 Game 4
Adamo 9 9 4 9
Hogan 4 4 9 4

Although Hogan is a real sport, he just can't stop the Adamo juggernaut!

02/4/02 Game 1 Game 2 Game 3 Game 4
Adamo 8 9 9 9
Hogan 9 5 6 6

Adamo blitzed like a hurricane, dishing out more of the same!

09/4/02 - BYE

16/4/02 - BYE

23/4/02 Game 1 Game 2 Game 3 Game 4
Adamo 9 9 9 9
Hogan 1 7 1 8

Despite a two week break, Adamo leaves Hogey in his wake!

30/4/02 Game 1 Game 2 Game 3 Game 4
Adamo 9 9 9 -
Hogan 4 7 5 -

Hogan perpetuates his losing streak, as Adamo reigns victorious for yet another week!

07/5/02 Game 1 Game 2 Game 3 Game 4
Adamo  9 9 9 6
Hogan 2 2 1 9

Yippee-ki-yay, Adamo wins the day!

14/5/02 Game 1 Game 2 Game 3 Game 4
Adamo 7 9 2 -
Hogan 9 5 9 -

Hogan says: "Hogey-bear's the best, chuck out the rest!"...?

21/5/02 Game 1 Game 2 Game 3 Game 4
Adamo 9 9 9 9
Hogan 2 0 1 6

Adamo's back to his winning ways, leaving Hogan in a Losey-bear daze!

28/5/02 - BYE

04/6/02 Game 1 Game 2 Game 3 Game 4
Adamo 9 9 9 -
Hogan 2 4 4 -

Adamo's victorious again, squashing Hogan's tomato-like grin!

11/6/02 - BYE

18/6/02 Game 1 Game 2 Game 3 Game 4
Adamo 9 9 9 -
Hogan 2 1 4 -

Hogan's challenge was quashed, by the Schumacher of Squash!

25/6/02 - BYE

02/7/02 Game 1 Game 2 Game 3 Game 4
Adamo 9 9 10 -
Hogan 7 4 8 -

Adamo's back with a blast, meaning Hogey-bear will be Everlast!

09/7/02 - BYE

16/7/02 Game 1 Game 2 Game 3 Game 4
Adamo 9 9 7 -
Hogan 7 7 9 -

Back in Black, Adamo's a powerpack!

23/7/02 Game 1 Game 2 Game 3 Game 4
Adamo 9 9 9 -
Hogan 3 3 0 -

Adamo's in the house - his prescription: KO's!

30/7/02 Game 1 Game 2 Game 3 Game 4
Adamo 9 7 9 -
Hogan 2 9 2 -

Adamo's a Super Smash!

06/8/02 Game 1 Game 2 Game 3 Game 4
Adamo 9 9 9 -
Hogan 5 6 6 -

Message for Hogan - the 20's called, they want their skills back!

13/8/02 - BYE

20/8/02 - BYE

27/8/02 - BYE

03/9/02 Game 1 Game 2 Game 3 Game 4
Adamo 9 9 9 -
Hogan 4 4 8 -

Vainglorious Hogan, Inglorious Again!

10/9/02 Game 1 Game 2 Game 3 Game 4
Adamo 9 9 9 -
Hogan 3 2 3 -

Hogan played worse than The Evil Dead!

17/9/02 Game 1 Game 2 Game 3 Game 4
Adamo 9 9 8 -
Hogan 4 6 9 -

Zombie-Boy Hogey took a while to warm, before winning the third in a rare display of form!

24/9/02 - BYE

01/10/02 - BYE

08/10/02 Game 1 Game 2 Game 3 Game 4
Adamo 9 9 9 -
Hogan 0 8 7 -

Although Adamo was feeling ginger, he still took thyme to rub salt into Hogan's wounds!

15/10/02 Game 1 Game 2 Game 3 Game 4
Adamo 9 9 5 -
Hogan 7 0 9 -

Adamo stays the course, with a convincing display of Hogan-destroying force!

22/10/02 - BYE

29/10/02 Game 1 Game 2 Game 3 Game 4
Adamo 9 9 8 -
Hogan 0 0 9 -

Hogey-Bear threw his skills out with the bathwater!

05/11/02 Game 1 Game 2 Game 3 Game 4
Adamo 9 9 6 -
Hogan 4 4 9 -

Hogan lost with but a whimper, no bang!

12/11/02 - BYE

19/11/02 Game 1 Game 2 Game 3 Game 4
Adamo 2 9 9 -
Hogan 9 5 1 -

Although Hogan was on fire early, Adamo soon put him on ice!

26/11/02 Game 1 Game 2 Game 3 Game 4
Adamo 9 9 7 -
Hogan 10 3 9 -

Hogan tipped the scales to deliver a weight for age victory!

End of Season 2002